Afterwards the woman who interviewed me asked if that was true, and I said nope. She said I fooled her, and then they neglected to put it in their paper.
The point is, I fooled the press, and clearly that would give me to much power if I fooled the world (but I could have done it).
So thanks FNP, thanks a lot (insert sarcasm). I WON THAT WAR, I FOOLED YOUR REPORTER, I DEMAND RECOGNITION!
On that super late note, goodnight.